s""You dont Really need someone to complete you. You only need someone to accept you COMPLETELY s”"Life is like a crossword puzzle and the nice thing about doing a crossword puzzle is, you know there is a solution. Thank you Jesus for paying the ultimate price on the cross! Praise you Jesus for rising from the dead to set us free! God really bless you today if you just only invite HIM... Enjoy life that GOD give you... Keep smiling j”"Gusto mo ba na walang pasok? Just type WORK OFF at i-send sa BOSS mo! May chance ka pang mkarating sa HRD Office at ma-meet ang buong HR Members! Get a chance to win a Memo Certificate! j”"Sa isang Museum.. Juan: Ito bang pangit na ‘to ang tinatawag nyo na “ART”?! Ang pangit, nakakasuka! Painting ba to? Guide: Hindi po sir, salamin yan! Hahaha! Gud morning! j”"JOKE TIME: couple talking wife : hon, paki fix naman ilaw sa labas. husband : hello!? electrician ba ako? wife : eh di pkigawa na lang hagdan natin. husband : hello!? karpintero ba ako? umalis c husband, pagbalik gawa na lahat ng sira sa bahay.tinanong niya wife kung sino gumawa ng trabaho. wife : kasi kanina a man saw me crying, sabi ko dami sira dito sa bahay. so he offered to help in exhange of either sex or bake ako ng cake. husband : so pnag-bake mo siya ng cake? wife : hello?! baker ba ako?! s”"TRIALS r lyk FIRE it cn dstroy or strngthn u dpndng on ur charactr& outluk n lyf.. rMmbR, d FIRE dat melts butte, is d same FIRE dat hardens STEEL.. s”" sum pipol forget.. sum move away.. sum kip silent.. sum just change.. me? im not one of dem.. im just here.. now & 4evr! s”" each day im learning that what is valuable is not what i have in my life.. but who i have in my life. thank you… for being one! c”,) j”" sa buhay ko, mdami nang dumaan problema, pagsubok, kawalan… “pero ng dumaan ka..” “hmmm…amoy baby cologne BIGTIME!” oh ilaw.. j”" may d arm of ur ANGEL hld u tyt ech day… May he lyt & guide u ol d way… but f evr ur ANGEL s busy 2day.. js tel me.. ky ako mO duty.u” s”" ChRistMas iS in D aiR, i WuD Lyk 2 4mAlLy aNnouNc dAt iM aLrEady aCcPtNg GIFTS & CASH 2 AvoiD holiDaY RuSh sEnD iT Now. Merry christmas!!! s”" PRAYER is not an extra option, nor a last recourse. For when . We work, We work… But when We pray, GOD WORKS! & HE works for our BEST! Gud day!… j”" What if the moon suddenly disappears? . . . hehehe eh di umaga na! GOOD MORNING! Smile and let D sunshine bring light, joy and love to U… s”" aNo ngPpligya sA ibng tao? gimik, inum, Mgdamag, ako… ok na ko, humiga sA damuhan at tumingaLa sA mga bituin, ksAma ang taong mhLaga skin, pwde ba kta isama? s”"LIV UR LYF W/ A JOYFL HEART & KIP UR SPIRIT FREE. STAY TRU & FIRM 2 OL UR DREAMS & B D BST DAT U CN B. PUT gOD 1ST N EVRYTING U DO & SUCCES WIL SURLY FOLOW U! s”" greetings are music but i cant give u the sound of my voice. All u can hear is a bep dat comes from my …HEART… Praying dat ur safe & happy all d tym!!! s”" …gudnyt… dsnt rili mean… cge, sleep nko! bt its in fact, one of my shy ways of saying… “iv bn thinkn of u b4 i go 2sleep”… gudnyt… j”" 1 nyt d moon saw me cryn, he sed, “if he makes u cry, y dnt u leav him?” knw wat i did? midagan ko oi!!! boang… ikw daw s2ryahon ug moon! khdlok oroy! s”" i was nevr informd dat ul come into my life bt juz d same i think god 4 gving u 2 me a person hu not only mkes me smle bt sum1 who acptd me jst d way i am… s”" u may nvr feel hw important u r 2me or how much icare4u bt u r.. & u wil always b.. bear n mind dat i cudn’t aford 2 lose sum 1 ive learnd 2 love bout so much… s”" f u luv sum 1, nvr ask any opinion frm oders, coz it my get wrong… jst folow ur heart, 4 its beter 2 fol frm ur own hapines, dan 2 fol frm anyone’s advice! j”" ung ibng tao jn d mn lng ngpprmdm d mo alm kng bc o, bka glit sau icp k ng icip ngaala2 ka n pro prng wla lng s kña d p yn mku2nsnsya.. kht mzcol lng wla p! j”" s”" frndship s not sumthng we force to hav w/ sum1, it jst comes without telling us 8 exists. i dnt knw f 8s here btwin us but 1 thing im sure… 8 made me send u ds… s”" kay ganda ng umaga pag diyos ang inuna, anuman ang problema itoy kayang kaya, puso ay masigla, punong-puno ng pag-asa! s”"start the day w/ a deep breath… inhale all the LOVE & GOODNESS of GOD… ehhale the TEARS, FEARS 7 all WORRIES. The… (,”)S-M-I-L-E(”,) good day!!! s”" angels can fly not bcoz of der wings, bt bcoz they hav no burdens in their heart. Left everything to GOD & ul fly Like an angel! GOD BLESS U… s”" mnsan ang pgkkaibigan prang hwak n buhangin… d mo nppansin… nauubo s dn pala… s dami nga nmn ng buhangin n hawak mo… mpansin m p kya kng mwala ako s mga kamay mo? s”" der r dys wen u myt fil dat i dnt rmembr u… im not txtng u not evn calling u wat u dnt knw s.. ol dos tyms i was d one waiting 4u 2 remember me! j”" 1. anong animal ang cgurado?”BAKA” 2.Pinuputol?”CAT”3.Nauntog?”DOG”4.Laging-ayos?”OX”5.E… Ang panget?”COW”… HEHEHE… s”" I HAV A SPECIAL MSG FOR YOU! pLS PUT UR CELFON INFRONT OF THE MIRROR JST TO READ MY HEARTFUL MESSAGE - !U 23vol 2u23L - Believe me, 8’s true! Ungat lagi ha! s”" Ano ngppligya sa ibang tao? gimik, inum, mgdamag… ako… ok na k, humiga sa damuhan at tumingala sa mga bituin, ksama ang taong mhlaga skin, pwede ba kta isama? j”" “newlywedding” BRIDE:hu!hu!hu! FRND: Ngano gahilak ka? BRIDE:Ang OTIN sa akng bana morag botelya. FRND: Kalami ana! BRIDE: Unsay lami! botelya man sa whiteflower… j”" Ang luvlife prang sandwich mNsn msarp, mnsn matmis, mnsn dming lman pro… pg ang luvlife mo ay… wlng lasa, icpin mo nlang… ham yan!!! s”"LOVE s a game Sometimes u win Sometimes u lose Bt wat ever ur card s wether FLOWERS SPADES OR DIAMONDS REMEMBER ” Don’t ever play the =*= HEART =*= s”"B thankful evry morning u wake up. Its a brand new day of ur Life. God knows hw to make ur day right. Look up&say: “GOD be my guide” godbless! j”"Alam mo naikwento kta sa puntod ni lolo sbi ko, ikaw ung pinakmabait kng nKilala aBa akaLain mO?sumagot.. “Hayaan m apo. ddLawin ko sya ngayong GABI.” s”"cELfOnEs can b irritating… hv 2 buy card evry now & den, hav 2 recharge d batt, msgs get delayd, but ders 1thing i luv bout it.. it conects “ME To You. s”"God sumtyms slays His help 2 test our faith & energize our prayers.. Our boat may be tossed by the waves wyl He sleeps, but He wakes up b4 it sinks, GudAM, GOD Bless! s”"i miss d way u talk 2 me or d way u say oi! musta na?!’ d way u txt & say “ingat k ha?!” but d ting i mis most is wen u say hi! miss na kta.!.u j”"ngdamgo ko krun naakcdnte kno ko wla koy maremmbr wat hpnd? wer am i? hu r u? pro n shock cla pg ingon nku, “taymsa hain aku celfon unlmtd p rba 2. j”"ang 2nay na kakyutan wla sa mkha sa ayos, o sa panlabas na anyo dhl ito ay nsa AKIN lamanf!!(”,) i repeat, AKIN LAMANG!hehehe… j”"Bungi: silaw s adlaw uy! Opao: psti ning bungi a ngpa dngog2! Bungi sinawa uy! Grbe ka init! Opaw: btaw tan-awa imong simod nangliki sa kainit.! Bwahaha… j”"Student1 bgsak ko exam bay, wla ko balo unsa meaning “effort”. Student2: bulok man diay ka! Ang “effort mao na tugdunganan sa “efflane”!! s”"How can i kip u f sumbdy owns u? How cn i go on ur way f sumbdy blockng my way? How cn i g8 u f sumbdy hiding u. Finaly, how cn u b my special sum1 f dr sum1 wd u? s”"73blion ppOl n ds wRld.. SO Y shld i b sad w/o u?! wel… bcoz 72blion 9hundrd 99million 9 hundrd 99thousnd 9hundrd 99ppol cant rplce you..!u. s”"Your worth s not 4 who u are, not even 4 what u have but 4 what god has made of u, & what others have become bcoz of u…godam, GOD bless s”"i wondr hw r u ryt nw, i wondr hw u feel.. i dont knw if u r ok, or smthing bothrs u.. stl, i wish u r fine.. i wish u r alryt.. i jas wana say.. take care.. j”"wen a man kisses a girl on d cheeks, “he s a friend… “on d lips, “he loves me…”on d forehead”he respects me…”on d vagina,”pisti”! gerger n ni! j”"asawa: kinsa c mercy sa imong damgo? bana:ayaw ksuko dear, ngalan na sa kabayo nga akong gipustahan. asawa: diay! hala tobaga ang telephono, ang kabayo nanawag! j”"wn u r n deepst trial & alone, go walk n d road, frnds myt b dr 4u, bt im sure as u go on ul mit a person u dnt xpect & wil ask u “balot dong? tulu bainte” s”"sum tymz we drim of hvng sum1 we rily lyk bt lyf isnt lyk dat.. we dnt get evryting we want bt n d end we end up luvng sum1 bter dan we ever drim of…nytnyt! j”"lito:dday s ako asawa pedro:unsa imo rgalo? l:nangutana ko unsa iya gus2 p:unsa iya 2bag? l:bsan unsa bsta naay “diamond” p:unsa imng ghatag? s”lord as i put my hope in you give me the wisdom to know when to hold on when to let go and when to move on in life pls dnt delete, its an eevryday prayer! j”" pari: gigukod ko ug babaye nga gahubo. sus! midagan ko ug mitago! ikaw bishop, kng gukdon ka ug babaye nga gahubo, mag unsa mn ka? bishop: pareha nimo, mamakak! j”" helo, wats wrong w/ ur phone? i try 2 call u, but d operator says… j”" pwede laag ta? you & me lng ha? ayaw pkuyog ug lain. txt ta lng f kanus-a. di ko gus2 nga diha ka lng pirme sa . . . mental hospital s”" 8s tuF 2 sTay sngLe n Ds wrLd wEr evRybOdy XpctS u 2 b w/ smBdy. bT stAyiN sNgle snT bwt haVn nO ChOicE, rAdeR, 8s A rsUlt Of mAkin inteLLigEnt chOicEs.(-_;) s”" being sngle s cool.. no woryng bout any1, no obligatn, & best of all no heartaches, bt U knw wat? f ul nvr get ur heart brokn ul nvr learn 2luv.. s”" losing d oNe u love hurts..sum pPI say uL get over dt pRsn easily.. bt itrili isnt easy esPcialy wen dt pRsn u love..ws d oNLy Love u evr wnteD… j”" hi gud p.m buzy ka? naa man gud k big problm mgpahelp t ko nimo, basin maka dis2rbo lng ko nimo Ok lang ba sa imoha? j”"Stward: sir r u done? Pasenger: no, im Joe. S: imean r u finished? P: no, im a filipino S: i mean r u through? P: wat do u think of me FALSE? Oh, cm’on. s”" der wud b a tym dat ud fnd another frend den ur gOna liv me in a cOrnr. bt f dat prsOn livs u, jz gO bck 2 d cornr wer u left me.. m stil der waiting 4u… j”" u my nt hv Einstein’s brain or George Bush’s fame or Bill Gates’ mOney or evn Bette Davis’ eyes buT as long as U hVe a frnd named “oliver” aba! astig… j”" A 5yr old kid was havng a hard tym speling d word CUTE.. So i asked him 2 write it on a piece of paper.. Wen i got d paper, he drew my FACE.. Ayay, Gifted Child! s”" LyF aiNt eZ i knOw… dr R pAin, pRo f eVr uL foL bCoz of hUrt, d2 Lng aKo ha? geT sUm sTrengTh fRom mE.. wEak din aKo pRo kkaYnin kO pRa sAu… s”" Nvr abandon old FRENZ, dyr hard 2 rplace. Frenship is lyk wine, it gets beter as it grows older. Parang tayo.. I get better.. u get older.. hehehe j”" when ur lyf s n darknes pray 2 god. ask him 2 free u frm darknes& if after u prayed & ur stil n darkness, please… pay ur electric bill. naputlan mo uy!!!! s”" .f u want 2 b happy, don’t do watever u lyk, rader, lyk watever u do bcoz happiness doesn’t come frm having much 2 live on, but having much 2 live 4… s”" f ur nt rcvng any mssgs cming frm me lately.. dnt evr thnk about it na “limot n kita” it wud nver happend.. coz ur always b in my heart!! my frend promis..c”,) s”" behind evry circumstance, is GOD’s PURPOSE.. At tyms, wat we consider a trial is simply d HAND of GOD REARRANGING our LIVES 2 b more FRUITFUL! Godbless! j”" when ur lyf s n darknes pray 2 god. ask him 2 free u frm darknes & if after u prayed & u r stil n darknes, please pay ur Electric Bill. Naputlan mo uy! s”" My daiLy wSh s 2 c u sMyL, kNw uR hapi ‘n fiL u r luvd i Knw dAt lyf s nt easy, sO im hir 2 rmind u dAt lyfs beautifL wen sum 1 Cres. s”" smtyms i wana teL u i care.. im aLwys hir.. & dt i wont Leave u.. bt smtyms i juz stop & thnk, kLangan pb sabhn un? understood na yun!!…u s”" Ang tam-is nga taghoy sa tamsi maoy tmailhan sa kadacg s mga kabos nga sama knako nga nakgbugno sa kapt-os sa knabuhi aron mkalod para itx kanmu! maaung GBE. s”" mhrp hnpin ang kgya mO, wla nkO mkta n hhgit p sau d nkO mgttka kng mrmng gs2ng pmsOk s pusO mO dhl mdli kang mhLin ” prObLema nga lng mhrp kang LIMUTIN.” S”" B thankful evry morning u wake up, Its a brand new day of ur Life. Gods knows hw to make ur day right. Look up & say: “GOD be my guide”… j”" 10 qualities of a perfect WIFE. Honest, Understanding, Mabait, Obedient, Talented, Beauty, Industrious, Loving, Active at Tapat… In short H.U.M.O.T.B.I.L.A.T. j”" hi frnd… jst wnna say i do care & i luv u… pg cnend m 2 s iba at bmlk s u.. luv k nla, pg bnlk m skn luv m dn ako! prmhn tau ng ngmmhl. TimeR’ “STARTS NOW”… s”" kng mkksma kta buong bhy ko d kta iiwn, d kta ssktn mmhlin kta ng hgt pa s bhy k sna, and2 ka s tbi ko pra mlmn mo ” ikaw” ang… “MAHAL ko”… s”" a friend is there to love n protect to give n take to show respect so watever u do n werever u may be, always remember that friend would always be “ME”… s”" here are my SPECIAL WISHES for you tonight: A Night Full of Love, A Peaceful Sleep, A Beatiful Dream, and A Prayer that will come True! Goodnight! s”" pag ang isang tao… namimiss mo… i-tex daw… at pag nag-reply… miss K RIN daw nya… gaya ngayon… tex kita… reply ka kaya?U s”" 1-4-3 is numericaly saying “I MISS You” but! wat if i ask u 2-3-4-2-3 same as “DO YOU MISS ME TOO?” hope u answr me 3-1-2 as “YES I DO” j”" AMO: Inday, mora gani’g ningdako na imong tiyan..! Maid:Kanser baya ni, Ma’am… Amo: Ha? Unsa? May kanser ka?! Maid: Wa oy!… Kan sir ni ba!!! j” if u need ADVICE, TEXT ME. if u need a FRIEND IM HERE. if u need HELP CALL ME. if u need MONEY… The subscriber cannot br reach. pls. try again later. k! s”" Time might lead me to nowhere, Fate might break me apart, but i’ll always be thankful that once along my life journey i found a dearest FRIEND like u . . . s”" Begin d day with a light heart let all ur worries be swept aside Smile a moment & thank GOD for this new day! HE cares 4 u. . . s”" Haay cmula nnmn ng araw.. Lht msya, Mdyo inaan2k p.. maaAga pa Kc e.. Pro akO.. E2 nngiistrbO n! hmmp! pcnxa n! 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